Your Last Hookup with Another Dude Explained in GIFs

 

YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. YOU'RE FEELING THIRSTY ON A SUNDAY NIGHT, AND YOU'VE BEEN SINGLE FOR LONGER THAN YOU'D LIKE TO ADMIT. DON'T STRESS, WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE. SO HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THIS LONELINESS?

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SO AFTER LYING TO YOURSELF ABOUT HOW YOU HAVE STANDARDS FOR ABOUT HALF AN HOUR, YOU FINALLY OPEN GRINDR.

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AND THE MESSAGES START COMING IN...

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FINALLY, AFTER BLOCKING LIKE THREE DUDES WITH BLANK PROFILES AND VERY AGGRESSIVE DICK PICS, A HOT(ish) GUY EVENTUALLY SLIDES INTO YOUR DMs!

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DISAPPOINTED? YES. SURPRISED? NO, LOL, THIS ISN'T TINDER (OR A DISNEY MOVIE)

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SO YOU TRY NOT TO COME OFF AS A COMPLETE HOE

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BUT THAT DOESN'T REALLY WORK...

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SO YOU SHOW UP AT HIS PLACE AND YOU HOPE HE DIDN'T JUST CATFISH YOU AND MAKE YOU WASTE $20 ON AN UBER

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TBH, YOU BOTH KNOW WHY YOU'RE ON HIS DOORSTEP SO MIGHT AS WELL GET RIGHT TO IT

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FOR SOME REASON, EVERY GUY ALWAYS ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT WATER, SO, UM...

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OH MY GOD, JUST KISS HIM, FFS

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OKAY, BONERS ARE HAPPENING, LET'S LOSE THE CLOTHES

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OMG THIS IS GREAT

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YAAAAASSSSSS

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OKAY NOW IT IS GETTING GOOD

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SO...

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UM, THANKS I GUESS?

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THE JOURNEY BACK HOME

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YOU'D THINK YOU'D KNOW BETTER BY NOW, BUT WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE GONNA BE DOING THE SAME THING NEXT WEEK.