Tag: Harold Holt

  • Bill Shorten ceases to exist for 24 hours, to little concern

    Bill Shorten ceases to exist for 24 hours, to little concern

    Authorities are investigating a bizarre 24 hour time period in which Opposition Leader, Bill Shorten, went unseen and unheard from, to no obvious concern from his family, colleagues, media observers, and the entire Australian public. Early reports suggest that nobody noticed. The Australian Federal Police was alerted to the disappearance after receiving several dozen faxes…