Michaela Vaughan (Image: Dom Foffani)

My favourite things by Joe Hockey

Michaela Vaughan

Dom Foffani
Dom Foffani

Economies in crisis and rad budgets written

Coal and big business with which I’m smitten

Spurious promises tied up with string

These are a few of my favourite things


Cigars with the boys and crisp apple strudels

Dames and Knights and everything feudal

Students, and pensioners, clipping their wings

These are a few of my favourite things

Men in striped suits with blue satin sashes

Sick tax when fixing my nose and eyelashes

Deserting refugees from the Arab Spring

These are a few of my favourite things

When there’s wind power

When there’s red tape

When I’m feeling sad

I simply remember my favourite things

And then I don’t feel so baaaaad

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