Michaela Vaughan (Image: Dom Foffani)

My favourite things by Joe Hockey

Michaela Vaughan

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Economies in crisis and rad budgets written

Coal and big business with which I’m smitten

Spurious promises tied up with string

These are a few of my favourite things

 

Cigars with the boys and crisp apple strudels

Dames and Knights and everything feudal

Students, and pensioners, clipping their wings

These are a few of my favourite things

Men in striped suits with blue satin sashes

Sick tax when fixing my nose and eyelashes

Deserting refugees from the Arab Spring

These are a few of my favourite things

When there’s wind power

When there’s red tape

When I’m feeling sad

I simply remember my favourite things

And then I don’t feel so baaaaad

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