Category: Satire

Vote [1] Micharla Porn for Lawlsoc Empress of the UNIverse

Michaela Vaughan @mvaughan101 Greetings my dear fellow lawl students. My name is Micharla Porn and I am humbled, and honoured, and very graciously running for Lawlsoc Empress of the UNIverse. I am a 4th year Arts (Honours)/Lawl student and would like to run for Empress of the UNIverse as I have blossomed and thrived at […]

September 18, 2014
An Ode to the Dyson Airblade

By Laksha Prasad @lakshaprasad Ten seconds is all it takes. Ten loud, glorious, whirlwind seconds and you’re ready to go again! Who the fig tree is this miracle worker? Well that’s the Dyson Airblade for you! As weird as it may seem, I would like to take 563 words of your invaluable time to express […]

August 26, 2014
Inner West book club hails Scott Morrison’s interpretation of Sartre

Ammy Singh [twitname]ammyed[/twitname] A book club in Sydney’s Inner West has lauded Scott Morrison as a savant following the Minister’s comments on the seminal philosophical work of Jean Paul Sartre, ’Being and Nothingness’. The Minister for Border Protection and Immigration was in Newtown this week with NSW Premier Mike Baird, jointly unveiling a new childcare […]

July 27, 2014
Minister for Women launches ‘Tony’ doll for girls

Michaela Vaughan [twitname]mvaughan101[/twitname] Prime Minister Tony Abbott announced today that the federal government will be funding $10 million dollars on a new “Tony” doll for young Australian girls. All female kindergarten students enrolled from 2015 will be gifted a doll on the first day of school. The Minister for Women was very excited to be […]

July 27, 2014
Government recruits dolphins to stop the sharks

Matthew Baker [twitname]matthewjbaker07[/twitname] Following proclamations that the boats have been successfully stopped, Prime Minister Tony Abbott and Immigration Minister Scott Morrison are heading to Perth this week to solve Australia’s other national maritime crisis – shark attacks. An unnamed government source has told Tharunka that the two will meet with Western Australia Premier Colin Barnett, […]

July 27, 2014
Top 5 Winter Beauty Must Haves!

Lauren McCracken Although the chilly weather wreaks havoc on our hair and skin during the colder months, it’s often this time of year that we get a bit lazy with the old beauty routine. To fix this, we decided to consult our resident beauty expert, and former cosmetics tester, Flopsy the Bunny about her top […]

July 27, 2014