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Quick Fire Questions with a Bird on the Wing

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by Jennifer Coolidge (A Devotee)   The Agony Ibis is shrouded in mystery, As I walk into the restaurant, I see him straight away, his radiant feathers catching my eye; he sits, poised. I have to take a minute to catch my breath; seeing him, there, in the flesh, is …

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Polio Cures Unvaccinated Child Of Autism

Elizabeth Read Michael Johnson, 12, was cured of hereditary autism following a severe infection with poliovirus causing poliomyelitis last month. Despite currently receiving respiratory support due to acute paralysis, his parents have noted a significant improvement in his ability to interact socially, as well as a decrease in stereotypy and …

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Agony Ibis #1

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Tharunka’s monthly relationship columnist Agony Ibis deals with another case. Dear Agony Ibis, I always black out when I’m drunk and can never remember the night before. Usually it’s alright, but lately I’ve started waking up with awkward bruises, different haircuts, and literally hundreds of dollars’ worth of McDonalds fries. …

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Vote [1] Micharla Porn for Lawlsoc Empress of the UNIverse

Michaela Vaughan @mvaughan101 Greetings my dear fellow lawl students. My name is Micharla Porn and I am humbled, and honoured, and very graciously running for Lawlsoc Empress of the UNIverse. I am a 4th year Arts (Honours)/Lawl student and would like to run for Empress of the UNIverse as I …

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