Satire

By Stephen Brannon Jane Wilson is a young medicine student, with a keen interest in endocrinology, and great potential in the medical field. However, she’s begun a strange ritual since the Roundhouse’s closure. Every Tuesday afternoon, she leans, longingly, against the chain link fence surrounding the once bustling bar. “It’s …

By Stephen Brannon The University of New South Wales community was shocked as Vice-Chancellor Ian Jacobs announced his ambitious plan for enhancing the financial and educational viability of the university. “In order to deliver fantastic quality of education, and deliver our ambitious social justice platform, it has become necessary to …

Illustration by Amy Ge Dear Agony Ibis,   All of my friends went on amazing holidays to exotic and expensive locations over the break, and I’m very jealous. How can I fit in with all the new friends I’m planning on making, especially given my Insta game has been so …

 Online sub-editor, Dominic Giannini, has the (very accurate) inside scoop for what’s going down in 2017…     Trump gets Stalin in Buzzfeed Quiz: Can we guess your favorite fascist?     Manly Sea Eagles disappoints fans by naming Nate Myles in Starting Squad “What a grub,” NSW Coach Laurie …

By Toby Walmsley Despite its aged exterior and cramped courtyard, St George’s Anglican Church offers the prospective Wentworth voter a rustic and exciting voting experience. The outside courtyard provides various services expected of a good polling place: childcare and pet care, carefully separated to protect the animals from the feely …

By Brittney Rigby Both Pauline Hanson and Derryn Hinch have been elected to the Senate in the recent election, but while they both share controversy and jail time, their approach to policy and parliament doesn’t necessarily match up. Hanson has secured a seat as part of her One Nation party, …