Category: Satire

  • Very Serious Reviews of UNSW’s Most Underrated Icons

    Very Serious Reviews of UNSW’s Most Underrated Icons

    By Stephen Brannon   The Roundhouse Nestled at the lower end of  campus, The Roundhouse has been a UNSW staple for generations of students. However, business seems to have inexplicably declined at the beginning of 2017, likely in response to dramatic changes made to the once-bustling bar. The first thing I noticed when I arrived…

  • AGONY IBIS

    AGONY IBIS

    By Sarah Hort   Dear Agony Ibis,   One of my great passions in life is the humble queue. Whether it be at the bank, the post office, or waiting for a bus, there is nothing quite as equal and orderly as a queue.   Unfortunately, my time at UNSW has been very disappointing in…

  • Semonsters: An Alternate Uni-verse

    Semonsters: An Alternate Uni-verse

    By Twoey Jones   Somewhere out there, an alternate universe exists. UNSW has always had a trimester model, and is currently switching to a new model with two teaching periods each year that they call… “semesters”. In this alternate universe, one thing remains the same – the SRC is up in arms about any form…

  • The Ministry has Fallen

    The Ministry has Fallen

    By Dominic Giannini   The ministry has fallen. ScoMo is dead. They are coming.   The Dark Lord Dutton has announced that he has taken over the Ministry of Magic Home Affairs. No longer will the impurity of muggles and refugees be allowed to mix and breed with the mainland gentry.   Dutton’s tumultuous rise…

  • Seven Things Women Must Remember

    Seven Things Women Must Remember

    By Hersha Gupta In today’s modern age, women are constantly striving to prove themselves, running the race with men to be independent and ambitious. But there are some duties that are just better done by us women! Restore that grace and humility that makes us truly unique, and follow these seven things that women should do but…

  • PUP Put Down As Grog Dog Palmer Finds His Legs

    PUP Put Down As Grog Dog Palmer Finds His Legs

    By Garry Lu With his recent retirement from politics, Clive Palmer has taken up the noble profession of memes. Inside sources suggest that although Palmer has shrugged off the cloak of political influence, he is currently endeavouring to lobby for “more control towards foreign markets” to “promote the use of domestic memes”. “I actually mentioned…