Satire

By Garry Lu With his recent retirement from politics, Clive Palmer has taken up the noble profession of memes. Inside sources suggest that although Palmer has shrugged off the cloak of political influence, he is currently endeavouring to lobby for “more control towards foreign markets” to “promote the use of …

By Courtney Thompson Last week, it was announced that the 457 Temporary Work Visa, which allows foreign immigrants to temporarily live and work in Australia under employer sponsorship, would be abolished. Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull claimed that the driving force behind these changes is the necessity to “put Australians first”. …

By Stephen Brannon  Deputy Vice Chancellor Merlin Crossley has blasted students and staff in an email sent late last night. “If you are receiving this email, it is because you did not open and read my last one,” the email began. “My only question is: why not? Is the content …

By Stephen Brannon Today the Australian Research Council announced that it would further fund the UNSW Quantum Computing lab in order to store its immense amount of cash. Quantum Computing Centre leader, Professor Simmons, was unsurprised to hear that their research facility had been granted funding to outfit the state …

By Elle Bodeep Honi Soit wants to play dirty with their What’s On? We’re in. You’ll need stitches for this comedy stab Congrats on having 25 people attending your comedy night. But le joke in on le you because we’ve already had two sold out comedy gigs this semester with …

By Stephen Brannon Students were shocked this morning to discover that finally, after years of blissfully occupying a law library desk, the doors had been barred shut by angry law students. Late last night, a band of furious law students chained all entrances to the multi-story library, before piling chairs …