Satire

The Metadata’s Alright

  By Annice Savill   To my fellow university students,   I know we are young and complaining is kind of our thing, but it’s time to rein it in. I get it, you’ve heard about these new metadata retention laws, and you’re terrified. Not just terrified, you’re livid. You’ve …

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AGONY IBIS

UNSW Isn’t A Cattle Farm: An Investigation into the 891

By Sarah Hort   Dear Agony Ibis,   One of my great passions in life is the humble queue. Whether it be at the bank, the post office, or waiting for a bus, there is nothing quite as equal and orderly as a queue.   Unfortunately, my time at UNSW …

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The Ministry has Fallen

By Dominic Giannini   The ministry has fallen. ScoMo is dead. They are coming.   The Dark Lord Dutton has announced that he has taken over the Ministry of Magic Home Affairs. No longer will the impurity of muggles and refugees be allowed to mix and breed with the mainland …

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Seven Things Women Must Remember

Seven Things Women Must Remember

By Hersha Gupta In today’s modern age, women are constantly striving to prove themselves, running the race with men to be independent and ambitious. But there are some duties that are just better done by us women! Restore that grace and humility that makes us truly unique, and follow these seven things …

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