Satire

It is speculated that current Prime Minister Tony Abbott has successfully attained immortality. The North Shore resident, budgie smuggler aficionado, and master of the Dark Arts has become only the second person in history (following former Young Liberal President Lord Voldemort) to split his soul into seven pieces. A horcrux …

Two warring families in suburban Sydney were today devastated to learn their tale of woe will not be featured on commercial television, in the wake of Channel Seven axing its bastion of news reporting, Today Tonight. The rival McGee and Magee clans of Badgerys Creek have been embroiled in a …