No. 8 Vol. 60 (2014)

Ammy Singh [twitname]ammyed[/twitname] A book club in Sydney’s Inner West has lauded Scott Morrison as a savant following the Minister’s comments on the seminal philosophical work of Jean Paul Sartre, ’Being and Nothingness’. The Minister for Border Protection and Immigration was in Newtown this week with NSW Premier Mike Baird, …

Michaela Vaughan [twitname]mvaughan101[/twitname] Prime Minister Tony Abbott announced today that the federal government will be funding $10 million dollars on a new “Tony” doll for young Australian girls. All female kindergarten students enrolled from 2015 will be gifted a doll on the first day of school. The Minister for Women …

Matthew Baker [twitname]matthewjbaker07[/twitname] Following proclamations that the boats have been successfully stopped, Prime Minister Tony Abbott and Immigration Minister Scott Morrison are heading to Perth this week to solve Australia’s other national maritime crisis – shark attacks. An unnamed government source has told Tharunka that the two will meet with …

Thomas Mitchell [twitname]Thom_Mitchell[/twitname] It’s easy to satirise The Daily Telegraph. The News Corp paper has ceased any pretence of fairness or balance. Screaming headlines during the 2013 election – like the notorious “Kick this mob out”, “Does this guy ever shut up”, and the priceless, and pretty weird, “Hair brained; …

Lauren McCracken Although the chilly weather wreaks havoc on our hair and skin during the colder months, it’s often this time of year that we get a bit lazy with the old beauty routine. To fix this, we decided to consult our resident beauty expert, and former cosmetics tester, Flopsy …

Lauren McCracken  Joining us for her regular dessert column is glass ceiling smasher and crazy old deadwood, Bronwyn Bishop. This week, the outspoken monarchist, evidence ignorer and racist lady teaches us how to make her famed Cheesecake Of No Confidence. Step 1. Take your COMCAR to your nearest David Jones …